We are so sure you are going to love your Tipsy Totes Beer Sleeves that we're going to put our money where our mouth is. That's Right THE Guarantee. Don't like your Tipsy Totes beer koozie? We'll Give you a Shitty replacement. Because apparently that's what you prefer.
Tipsy Totes already has a 14 day guarantee.  Don't like your purchase? We'll send you a return label and refund. Now we're adding to that already sweet deal. Don't like your Beer Sleeve, we'll refund your purchase, send you a return label*  AND send you your free replacement beer sleeve. 
 Your Shitty Beer Holder also holds cans but don't think it's as good as a Tipsy Tote...because it's not.           Seriously...WTF are you thinking?

*Terms and Conditions for refund and Guarantee:

The Beer Sleeve Guarantee is a Limited Guarantee with regard to customer’s perceived happiness with the product. No damages or additional funds over amount spent for the item itself shall ever be paid out or awarded to customers. Misuse and alterations void the Guarantee.Replacement beer sleeve [koozie, coosie, beer holder] will not be shipped until original product is received.Customer must state where item was purchased - must be a reputable retailer for replacement guarantee to be in effect.Customer must contact Tipsy Totes within 14 days to receive the free return label and shipped within 5 business days from receipt of label.  Tipsy Totes will refund the product cost even after the 14 days provided the product is in new condition.  Misuse and alterations void any refund possibility. After the 14 days, customer is responsible for return shipment.Returns are at the sole discretion of Tipsy Totes. Mishandled or misused items may not be refunded. The replacement koozie has no cash value and no substitutions will be made. All returns are made at the sole discretion of Tipsy Totes. Anyone who abuses The Guarantee will be disallowed from the program. Program is subject to the rules of Nevada state law. Tipsy Totes reserves the right to cancel or modify the program at any time. The most current Terms and Conditions will supersede all previous versions.Unless otherwise specified herein, the agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and Tipsy Totes with respect to the site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written.